Catching lion

How to Catch a LION::--
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> Newton 's Method:
> Let, the lion catch you.
> For every action there is an equal and opposite
> reaction.
> Implies you caught lion.
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> Einstein Method:
> Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
> Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
> run faster and will get tired soon.
> Now you can trap it easily.
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> Indian Police Method:
> Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to
> accept that its a lion.
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> Rajnikanth Method :
> Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
> anytime.
> The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear
> itself.
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> Karan Johar Method (director):
> Send a lioness into the forest.
> Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
> Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by
> another lion.
> First lion loves the first lioness and the second
> lion loves the 2nd lioness.
> But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
> Now send another