A teacher collected well known proverbs. He gave each kid in the class
the first
half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is
what the
kids came up with:
People in glass houses shouldn't . . . run around naked.
Better to be safe than . . . punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the . . . bug is close.
It's always darkest before . . . daylight savings time.
Never underestimate the power of . . . termites.
You can lead a horse to water but . . . how?
Don't bite the hand that . . . looks dirty.
No news is . . . impossible.
A miss is as good as a . . . Mr.
You can't teach an old dog . . . math.
If you lie down with dogs, you . . . will stink in the morning.
Love all, trust . . . me.
The pen is mightier than . . . the pigs.
An idle mind is . . . the best way to relax.
Where there is smoke, there is . . . pollution.
Happy is the bride who . . . gets all the presents.
A penny saved is . . . not much.
Two is company...
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Rules in college
Golden Rules In College:
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping
2) Keep the college clean so stay away
3) Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room
4) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well
5) Never be early to class or else no one will notice
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping
2) Keep the college clean so stay away
3) Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room
4) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well
5) Never be early to class or else no one will notice
Golden Rules In College:
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping
2) Keep the college clean so stay away
3) Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room
4) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well
5) Never be early to class or else no one will notice
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping
2) Keep the college clean so stay away
3) Take some fruits for the animals in the staff room
4) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well
5) Never be early to class or else no one will notice
Catching lion
How to Catch a LION::--
>
>
> Newton 's Method:
> Let, the lion catch you.
> For every action there is an equal and opposite
> reaction.
> Implies you caught lion.
>
> Einstein Method:
> Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
> Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
> run faster and will get tired soon.
> Now you can trap it easily.
>
> Indian Police Method:
> Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to
> accept that its a lion.
>
> Rajnikanth Method :
> Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
> anytime.
> The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear
> itself.
>
> Karan Johar Method (director):
> Send a lioness into the forest.
> Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
> Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by
> another lion.
> First lion loves the first lioness and the second
> lion loves the 2nd lioness.
> But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
> Now send another
>
>
> Newton 's Method:
> Let, the lion catch you.
> For every action there is an equal and opposite
> reaction.
> Implies you caught lion.
>
> Einstein Method:
> Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
> Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also
> run faster and will get tired soon.
> Now you can trap it easily.
>
> Indian Police Method:
> Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to
> accept that its a lion.
>
> Rajnikanth Method :
> Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack
> anytime.
> The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear
> itself.
>
> Karan Johar Method (director):
> Send a lioness into the forest.
> Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.
> Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by
> another lion.
> First lion loves the first lioness and the second
> lion loves the 2nd lioness.
> But 2nd lioness loves both lions.
> Now send another
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